‘If Bob Dylan from the 60s took a look at stand-up comedy today, I think it would be a little bit like this’ –the comedian Stewart Lee:

There’s a bus that never comes, except in threes.
There’s a train that never runs, because of leaves.
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And there’s a toaster that always burns the bread.*

In a town North-east of England, the weather’s always freezing.
And the girls parade around in inappropriate clothing.